June 16, 2005

according to the transsexual crab, our nurseries are properly color-coded.

the crab was introduced to a sexually-susceptible female:

First, the half-and-half crab cradled the female under his legs, as a male crab would do in preparation for mating. Then, the crab seemed to lose interest in the female and let her go, Johnson said.
Then a day later . . .
"He ate half of her," Johnson said.

June 13, 2005

apparently, salt lake city has a high gay population.

"During the Pride Week Festival that runs through Sunday, plenty of people like Johnson are gathering around Salt Lake City..."

...to celebrate acceptance and tolerance, i'm sure.
i bet spongebob drives a ford. what a fruity sponge.

"why don't they get a copy of PRIDE magazine and boycott every single advertiser? then they won't drive cars or eat or have jobs. jerks."
-my mom

June 10, 2005

scooter is #5 for lesbians.
good thing he has that HRC sticker.

June 9, 2005

June 7, 2005

June 2, 2005

month of june: i am canadian.

i'm in the middle of nowhere with 42 cows, 2 bulls, 4 horses, 104 chickens, 2 barn cats, 1 house cat, 1 puppy, 1 peacock, 1 rooster, and 1 narcoleptic baby turkey named timmy.

i am timmy's surrogate mother. he takes naps in my sweatshirt pocket.