a florida principal banned a senior's portrait from appearing in the yearbook because the girl did not wear a black drape and pearls.

oh yeah, and because she's a lesbian.

"florida? but that's america's wang!" ~homer simpson

according to The Week, deep throat is sick.
woodward and dean are gearing up to release his obituary.
fred fielding? we'll see.

blue judy rocks my balls off.
and they have a new cd. sweet.


blue judy

playing the race card. oh, the hypocrisy.

"Republicans can't have it both ways. They can't blatantly call for the end of affirmative action by characterizing it as a quota system while, at the same time, demanding that we support all Hispanic nominees simply because they are Hispanic."
-House Democratic Caucus Chairman Bob Menendez.

i could not have said it better myself.

today, i donated 10 inches of my hair to locks of love.

i think the museum could be right. afterall, my appendix and wisdom teeth are working hard for me.

it's embarrassing that i legitimately get my news from someone named punxsutawney phil.
i didn't realize that he's so fat.