December 18, 2006

knock knock.
who's there?
a robot.
oh, shit.

December 13, 2006

oh my god, this totally explains why guys never take me home after sushi dinner.

damn edamame.
the "left behind" video game is finally here. thank goodness.

not only does playing on Christ's team involve killing people (um, what about matthew 19:16-19?), but the game also teaches religious tolerance:

Players can choose to join the Antichrist's team, but of course they can never win...the enemy team includes fictional rock stars and folks with Muslim-sounding names, while the righteous include gospel singers, missionaries, healers and medics.

When asked about the Arab and Muslim-sounding names, [Left Behind Games' president] Frichner said the game does not endorse prejudice. But "Muslims are not believers in Jesus Christ" -- and thus can't be on Christ's side in the game.

"That is so obvious," he said.

November 17, 2006

it is completely unreasonable to expect scientists to know about scientific accuracy...

June 21, 2006

what straight man can't appreciate enlarged breasts and a skirt?

June 1, 2006

May 31, 2006

looks like robin isn't the only one...

May 24, 2006

her ass is a spaceship i'd like to ride

l. l. cool j is clearly out of his league...

February 28, 2006

"credible research'' shows that adopted children raised in republican households are more at risk for developing "emotional problems, social stigmas, inflated egos, and alarming lack of tolerance for others they deem different than themselves and an air of overconfidence to mask their insecurities.''

oh snap.

January 4, 2006

prediction: the justice department gives abramoff a big, fat slap on the wrist and sends him to bed without dessert.

lengthy prison term, my foot.

January 3, 2006

with a dearth of topics about which to be concerned, the concerned women for america have accused mattel of joining the nefarious conspiracy to convert children into transsexuals.

a carelessly worded survey question should be the least of their worries. have you ever taken a peek down ken's pants? no wonder these kids are confused.