January 4, 2006

prediction: the justice department gives abramoff a big, fat slap on the wrist and sends him to bed without dessert.

lengthy prison term, my foot.

January 3, 2006

with a dearth of topics about which to be concerned, the concerned women for america have accused mattel of joining the nefarious conspiracy to convert children into transsexuals.

a carelessly worded survey question should be the least of their worries. have you ever taken a peek down ken's pants? no wonder these kids are confused.