August 31, 2009

me: live on the moth stage

the moth is a non-profit storytelling organization that hosts events in new york and los angeles. on august 31, 2009, the theme of the night was "working stiffs," and i was selected to share my story: bear necessities.

August 26, 2009

buffapoodle

creative poodle shaving:




























how to pick a spouse

using math to find the best partner. i loves it.

if you have to pick your spouse from 100 people by interviewing them in succession, you may think you have a 1 in 100 chance of marrying the right person. but, as it turns out, you can do a lot better than that.

August 24, 2009

hypocrisy

some choice quotes from pastor steve l. anderson in tempe, az:

The biggest hypocrite in the world is the person who believes in the death penalty for murderers and not for homosexuals.

hypocrisy? does this right-wing "family values" advocate understand the hypocrisy perpetrated by his ilk in relation to this topic? (exhibit A, exhibit B, exhibit C, exhibit D, exhibit E ...)

Have you noticed that there’s more than there were last year and the year before, and the year before that? How are they multiplying? They’re reproducing right? No, here’s a biology lesson: they’re not reproducers, they’re recruiters!

he's right. they're not reproducing...unless, of course, they're forced to suppress their gayness and enter into loveless heterosexual marriages. maybe that's how they're spreading...

You want to know why sodomites are recruiting? Because they have no natural predators.

...except for rabid homophobes.

August 13, 2009

q-tips drip color

i am simultaneously fascinated and disgusted. loves it.

best music of 2009 (so far)

NPR's best music of 2009 (so far)

i'm glad to see phoenix, bon iver, and neko, but where's florence + the machine?