January 13, 2010

coming out of the christian closet

lucas faber is just an ordinary gay teen who's grappling with the gnawing feeling that, deep down, he may be a fundamentalist, right-wing christian.

favorite quote:

"I caught him watching The 700 Club once when he thought he was alone in the house, and last week, I found some paperbacks from the Left Behind series hidden in his sock drawer," his mother, Eileen Faber, said. "I'm sure he'll grow out of it, but even if he doesn't, I will love and accept my son no matter what."

thanks to the onion for this satirical gem (and a hat tip to andrew sullivan)

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