in case you're not familiar with the 8x8*, i'll give you a rundown of its contents: 8 patties, 8 cheeses, lettuce, tomato, and grilled onions on a bun. (i don't get sauce on my burger regularly, so i didn't here either.)
i'm proud to say, i finished it in less than 25 minutes:
* for the record, in-n-out no longer allows you to order anything bigger than a 4x4, so i had to order two "flying dutchmen" (two meats, two cheeses) and assemble my own 8x8. extra gross.