July 14, 2009

how to be a yuppie

every time i read stuff white people like, i feel like it's a users guide for me and all my over-educated yuppie, hipster-wannabe peers.

i always buy 112 at the 5 on sundays. i went to a 29 on saturday with some girls that do 105 at the 12 i run. i work for a 76 company and eat a 63 almost every day for lunch. i just sent an email to my friend (who lives in 91) to encourage him to start a blog about 99 errors. and i'll admit, i play a lot of 41 on my 40, but only when i'm not listening to 44.

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